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The Bedwetter

图书信息

作者Silverman, Sarah
出版社Harper
ISBN9780061987076
出版时间2010-04-01
字数28.1万
分类Harper,进口书,外文原版书,小说

读书简介

Warning from publisher to reader: At HarperCollins, we are committed to customer satisfaction. Before proceeding with your purchase, please take the following questionnaire to determine your likelihood of enjoying this book:1. Which of the following do you appreciate?(a) Women with somewhat horse-ish facial features.(b) Women who, while not super Jew-y, are more identifiably Jewish than, say, Natalie Portman.(c) Frequent discussion of unwanted body hair. 2. Are you offended by the following behavior?(a) Instructing one's grandmother to place baked goods in her rectal cavity.(b) Stripping naked in public eleven times in a row.(c) Stabbing one's boss in the head with a writing implement. 3. The best way to treat an emotionally fragile young girl is:(a) Murder the main course of her Thanksgiving dinner before her very eyes.(b) Tell her that her older sister is prettier than she, and then immediately die.(c) Prevent her suicide by recommending she stay away from open windows. If you read the above questions without getting nauseous or forming a hate Web site, you are ready to buy this book! Please proceed to the cashier.

目录

Dedication

Contents

Foreword

Cursed from the Start

The Bedwetter

My Nana Was Great but Now She’s Dead

Hymen, Goodbyemen

Some of My More Moving Violations

Sarah Silverman

Make It a Treat

Live from New York, You’re Fired

Photographic Insert

Fear and Clothing

Midword

Explosive Diary

Me Play Joke

Calls from Schleppy

The Most Important Thing in Life

The Second-Most-Important Thing in Life

Jew

Afterword

Thanks-Yous

About the Author

Credits

Copyright

About the Publisher

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