The Bedwetter

图书信息

作者	Silverman, Sarah
出版社	Harper
ISBN	9780061987076
出版时间	2010-04-01
字数	28.1万
分类	Harper,进口书,外文原版书,小说

读书简介

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目录

Dedication

Contents

Foreword

Cursed from the Start

The Bedwetter

My Nana Was Great but Now She’s Dead

Hymen, Goodbyemen

Some of My More Moving Violations

Sarah Silverman

Make It a Treat

Live from New York, You’re Fired

Photographic Insert

Fear and Clothing

Midword

Explosive Diary

Me Play Joke

Calls from Schleppy

The Most Important Thing in Life

The Second-Most-Important Thing in Life

Jew

Afterword

Thanks-Yous

About the Author

Credits

Copyright

About the Publisher