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图书信息

作者	Dickinson, Janice
出版社	HarperCollins e-books
ISBN	9780061740626
出版时间	2009-10-01
字数	34.1万
分类	Janice,HarperCollins e-books,进口书,外文原版书,小说

读书简介

The outrageous Janice Dickinson -- former star of TV's America's Next Top Model, bestselling author, and glam girl extra-ordinaire -- now brings her patented blend of hard-won romantic wisdom and diva chic to her first-ever dating guide. Loaded with uncensored dish on her romantic sagas -- and her stranger-than-fiction bedroom adventures -- Check, Please! unveils Janice's dating dos and don'ts, culled from her three decades at the top of the fast-track world of modeling, and a rich, racy life of dating, mating, and extricating.With the same voracious charm that propelled her into the arms of some of America's most eligible bachelors, here Janice shares her secrets to landing men, loving them, and letting them go. From first dates and old flames to primping, cheating, and sizing things up, Check, Please! is a girl's guide to an irreverent, extravagant love life.Some titillating tips from Check, Please!Lesson #2: Wanna Get a Guy's AttentionIgnore Him!Lesson #13: If He's Got His Eye on the Door, He's Already Halfway Through ItLesson #28: Don't Do Anyone You Might RegretLesson #40: It's Okay to Want More, More, MoreLesson #47: Don't Follow Trends -- Start ThemFrom the unfettered hedonism of her modeling days -- spent in white-hot one night stands and steamy affairs -- to her crusade to find Mr. Right today and tomorrow, Check, Please! is a fun, over-the-top vicarious thrill ride as only Janice can deliver it -- with a core that's surprisingly real. Check, Please!

目录

Dedication

Epigraph

Contents

FOREWORD

ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

CONSUMER WARNING!

Introduction: Those Who Cannot Learn from History…Her

PART I: Dating

DATING 101: Your Coat of Armor

Lesson 1: Know What Dating Is

Lesson 2: Wanna Get a Guy’s Attention? Ignore Him!

Lesson 3: Broadcast It

Lesson 4: Put Yourself First

Lesson 5: How to Find a Guy (or The One to Read If You’re Flipping Through This Book in the Store)

Lesson 6: The Pickup

Lesson 7: Getting Ready for Your Date

Lesson 8: Stack the Odds

Lesson 9: Late’s Not Good for Very Important Dates (or Periods)

Lesson 10: First Dates Are Crucial

Lesson 11: Talk Ain’t Cheap

Lesson 12: Bonus Points for Presentation

Lesson 13: If He’s Got His Eye on the Door, He’s Already Halfway Through It

Lesson 14: You Can Take It Seriously Without Getting Serious

Lesson 15: Sometimes, It’s the Men

Lesson 16: You Set the Rules

Lesson 17: Dates Are Made to Be Broken

Photographic Insert

Lesson 18: The Phone Is Your Friend

PART II: Advanced Dating Techniques

Lesson 19: Never Date Below Your Standards

Lesson 20: In Praise of Younger Men

Lesson 21: Take Two—They’re Cheap

Lesson 22: Lack of Consideration Begs for the Check

Lesson 23: Keep It in the Closet

Lesson 24: Rules Go Out the Window with Old Flames

Lesson 25: It’s Okay to Be a Parent Who Dates

Lesson 26: Nip It in the Bud If He’s Mr. Nice Guy No More

Lesson 27: A Date’s Great, but a Relationship Rocks

Lesson 28: Don’t Do Anyone You Might Regret

Lesson 29: Go with the Flow

Lesson 30: Don’t Move (In) Too Fast

Lesson 31: If You Want to Get Married, Get a Move On

PART III: Mating

IN BED WITH JANICE: What’s Next?

Lesson 32: Sex…It’s Even Better Than Sex

Lesson 33: Men Are Not Fuck Machines, Unfortunately

Lesson 34: Size Matters

Lesson 35: Telephones Make Excellent G-Spots

Lesson 36: Homosexuality Goes Both Ways

Lesson 37: Sex Can Be Unavoidable

Lesson 38: Don’t Do Kinky Shit…Unless You Want To

PART IV: Extricating

A Crash Course in the Fine Art of Extrication

Lesson 39: Retain Mystery Down There or the Check’s on You

Lesson 40: It’s Okay to Want More, More, More

Lesson 41: Cheating Can Choke Out the Joy Vibe

Lesson 42: It Happens to the Best of Us

Lesson 43: Extricate Now! Ask Me How

Lesson 44: Don’t Swear Off Men or Oxygen

Lesson 45: Sisters Can Do It for Themselves

Lesson 46: The End Is Not Always the End

Lesson 47: Don’t Follow Trends—Start Them

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About the Author

ALSO BY JANICE DICKINSON

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