My Drunk Kitchen

图书信息

作者	Hart, Hannah
出版社	Dey Street Books
ISBN	9780062293046
出版时间	2014-08-01
字数	15.4万
分类	Dey Street Books,进口书,外文原版书,艺术,建筑,历史

读书简介

One day, sad cubicle dweller and otherwise bored New York transplant Hannah Hart decided, as a joke, to make a fake cooking show for her friend back in California. She turned on the camera, pulled out some bread and cheese, and then, as one does, started drinking. (Doesn't everyone cook with a spoon in one hand and a bottle of wine in the other?) The video went viral and an online sensation was born. My Drunk Kitchen includes recipes, stories, full color photos, and drawings to inspire your own culinary adventures in tipsy cooking. It is also a showcase for Hannah Hart's great comedic voice. Hannah offers key drink recommendations, cooking tips (like, remember to turn the oven off when you go to bed) and shares never-before-seen recipes such as: ?The Hartwich (Knowledge is ingenuity! Learn from the past!) ?Can Bake (Inventing things is hard! You don't have to start from scratch!) ?Latke Shotkas (Plan ahead to avoid a night of dread!) ?Tiny Sandwiches (Size doesn't matter! Aim to satisfy.) ?Saltine Nachos (It's not about resources! It's about being resourceful.) This is a book for anyone who believes they have what it takes to make a soufflé for the holiday party and show up the person who apparently has nothing better to do than bake things from scratch. It also recommends the drink you'll need to accompany any endeavor of this magnitude. In the end, My Drunk Kitchen may not be your go-to guide for your next dinner party . . . but it will make you laugh and drink . . . I mean think . . . about life.

目录

Dedication

Contents

Foreword

Introduction

Part 1: Kitchen Basics: How to Make the Most of What You’ve Got

The Hartwich

Can Bake

Latke Shotkes

Layzagna

Compound Butters! (Cooking with Inmates!)

Fruit Cocktail

PB&J&PC

Things in a Blanket

Scotch Egg

10 Things Alcohol Does to Your Body

Part 2: Adultolescence: Savor the Cooking as Much as the Meal

Tiny Sandwiches

Saltine Nachos

Frito Taquitos

Jewish Taquitos?

Pizza Pie Chart

Pizza Cake

Hot Rods

Crunchy Roll

Dick-Taters

Macaroni and Peace

Sweet Dip

Hashtag

The Saddest Cake Ever

Pastafarian

Sloppy Jane

Pizzadilla

Fortune Rolls

Naan of Your Business

Encurrygement Curry

Adult Lunchables

Eating Alone: ?? Why Am I Always ??

Part 3: So This Is Love: Recipes for Relationships

Crude-ités

String (Cheese) Theory

Breakfast Pizza

Quiches in Scoops

Chocolate Chipz

Heart-Beet Salad

Ca-Pray-Zay

Corn Star

Brothel Sprouts

Rollplay

Hot-Crossed Bunz

Tear … Ah Miss You

Sad Thai

Collard Back Now

Call-Her-Flower

Part 4: Family and the Holidays: You Are Your Own Tradition

Stir Fries

Pattycake

Trifle Troubles

Pansteak

Macaroni … Pretzel … Hand?

Let’s Get Grilled

Enmeshed Potatoes

Thanksgiving Pie

Olive-Stuffed Brie

Bananas Are Good for Lowering Anxiety!!!

Tell Your Friends!

Follow Your Harto

Acknowledgments

About the Author

Credits

Copyright

About the Publisher